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We interrupt this compo to bring you the following news bulletin: last week was ZIQ63, but the theme was not "Rule 63".

Everyone responsible for this mishap has been extradited and replaced with gender-swapped clones Doofcake.

This week's theme is: Rule 63. The concept that there exists a gender-swapped version of every character.

How would this change things in the show?

Would the show become unfathomably manly?

what if only a few characters were changed?

write a song about it.

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  • allotted time: ONE WEEK
  • what to submit: ONE (original, remix, or whatever) tune, in response to the theme.
  • Songs cannot be longer than 8 minutes. (Anything longer will be skipped and/or deleted.)
  • Get your entry in by Saturday 3/23/2013 6:00pm EST (see the "Deadline" countdown for a better idea of when this is.)
  • PLEASE enable downloads on your entry. Even if you think your entry is bad, someone else will think otherwise. (also it helps to prevent archive decay, since a TB mod can grab a copy and archive it.)
  • head to irc (or the flash link if you like pony emoticons) for a sync-listen once the deadline reaches zero!

Start: 3/16/2013 7:31pm|Deadline: 3/23/2013 6:00pm|Voting ends: 3/30/2013 5:00pm


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Grow a Beard [sexeh facial hair lets you giggle at the ghosties] FLAOFEI 3/23/2013 10:02:30am No.7 - Score: 3
My contribution to this weeks Toast Beard with the theme of rule 63, gender swapping. Therefore here is how Pinkie Pies giggle at the ghosties would have sounded if MLPs target demographic was gender swapped to little boys I:D

PLZ KEEP IN MIND NO CHARACTERS IN BOYS CAN SING, and that's so why I didn't sing it good :I

Lyrics:
When I was a young boy and the sun was settin
The darkness and shadows they got me all frettin
Id hide with my pillow from all that feared
But my father told me that all changes... When you grow a BEARD!

2x
And he said [grow a beard]
and he said [grow a beard]
I tried to [grow a beard]
But I couldn't, Grow no beard

Now that I'm older and my chin got its hair
Now there aint nufin that I wouldn't dare
My spooks are still 'round, but that don't bother me
Cause with my sexeh facial hair I can giggle at the ghosteeeeeee

2x
Because I [have a beard]
Because I [grew a beard]
Dem ghost don't [have no beard]
That would be [kinda weird]

And tell that big dumb baby-face joke of a creeper to take a hike and leave you alone and it he thinks he can scare you then you just gonna
have to open this great big can of whopass and the very idea of such a thing just makes you wanna...
Hehehe...
Grow a beard, son.




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The feeling of losing your penis A confused man 3/23/2013 2:48:12pm
No.11[t] - Score: 3
̓̃͆ͤ̈́̌ͧ̌̒̉̓̇ͨͯͥ̍͐̍͌͡͡͏̼̭͇̖̤̫̜̬̩̖͖S ̓̃͆ͤ̈́̌ͧ̌̒̉̓̇ͨͯͥ̍͐̍͌͡͡͏̼̭͇̖̤̫̜̬̩̖͖i ̓̃͆ͤ̈́̌ͧ̌̒̉̓̇ͨͯͥ̍͐̍͌͡͡͏̼̭͇̖̤̫̜̬̩̖͖l ̓̃͆ͤ̈́̌ͧ̌̒̉̓̇ͨͯͥ̍͐̍͌͡͡͏̼̭͇̖̤̫̜̬̩̖͖l ̓̃͆ͤ̈́̌ͧ̌̒̉̓̇ͨͯͥ̍͐̍͌͡͡͏̼̭͇̖̤̫̜̬̩̖͖y ̓̃͆ͤ̈́̌ͧ̌̒̉̓̇ͨͯͥ̍͐̍͌͡͡͏̼̭͇̖̤̫̜̬̩̖͖ ̓̃͆ͤ̈́̌ͧ̌̒̉̓̇ͨͯͥ̍͐̍͌͡͡͏̼̭͇̖̤̫̜̬̩̖͖n ̓̃͆ͤ̈́̌ͧ̌̒̉̓̇ͨͯͥ̍͐̍͌͡͡͏̼̭͇̖̤̫̜̬̩̖͖o ̓̃͆ͤ̈́̌ͧ̌̒̉̓̇ͨͯͥ̍͐̍͌͡͡͏̼̭͇̖̤̫̜̬̩̖͖i ̓̃͆ͤ̈́̌ͧ̌̒̉̓̇ͨͯͥ̍͐̍͌͡͡͏̼̭͇̖̤̫̜̬̩̖͖s ̓̃͆ͤ̈́̌ͧ̌̒̉̓̇ͨͯͥ̍͐̍͌͡͡͏̼̭͇̖̤̫̜̬̩̖͖e ̓̃͆ͤ̈́̌ͧ̌̒̉̓̇ͨͯͥ̍͐̍͌͡͡͏̼̭͇̖̤̫̜̬̩̖͖s ̓̃͆ͤ̈́̌ͧ̌̒̉̓̇ͨͯͥ̍͐̍͌͡͡͏̼̭͇̖̤̫̜̬̩̖͖̓̃͆ͤ̈́̌ͧ̌̒̉̓̇ͨͯͥ̍͐̍͌͡͡͏̼̓̃͆ͤ̈́̌ͧ̌̒̉̓̇ͨͯͥ̍͐̍͌͡͡͏̼̭͇̖̤̫̜̬̩̖͖ ̓̃͆ͤ̈́̌ͧ̌̒̉̓̇ͨͯͥ̍͐̍͌͡͡͏̼̭͇̖̤̫




supermanly fazigs 3/23/2013 3:16:18pm No.16[t] - Score: 3
i like animuls



Scoltaloo zorg 3/23/2013 4:18:17pm No.17[t] - Score: 3
One bright cheery morning Scootaloo discovers that she's now a colt.
How will scoots adapt to the newfound gender identity?
...he won't cause he was a colt ALL ALONG!



hmm, i actually don't know. bartekko 3/23/2013 6:10:30pm No.21 - Score: 3
I guess this is like i dunno. Female version of that genre? I can't hardcore bro sound design so this is what comes out



The Fabulous Stallion Seventh Element 3/22/2013 3:37:06am No.3 - Score: 2
This is for toastbeard. The theme? Rule 63. What would it be like if Rarity were turned into a dude? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Fabaliss to the max~~~~



r63 Kingsley Evergreen 3/23/2013 6:06:51pm No.20 - Score: 2
NO TIME. In an alternate universe, everything has been r63rd therefore there is no change and I can post whatever I want :p I am blaming Kyoga for this song.



iloveuall mycutiemarkisagun 3/23/2013 6:20:48pm No.22 - Score: 2




Trans-Trans-Trans annoying twang 3/23/2013 11:44:43am No.9[t] - Score: 1
First of all, by popular demand I went back to my old email/website. Hope you guys enjoy. This time I edited it a bit to delete "some black big thing with something white at his head".

Other thing, I got really bored at the end of the song, so the start is good imo, but it goes worse. IDK, say your opinions anyway, I love you all for that :3

This time I went back to using Massive (long time without him, I missed it :3 ). Maybe I start using it again. Also used Kairatune in this song.

So... Thats it, sort comments this time I guess... Oh, last but not less inportant:

Somasis, fast, come here... Open you mouth... Come on! Ohhh, ohhh ohhh HERE IT COMES ohhh yesss... Ahhh ahhh... Mmm... Ah...

Here you got. You've been asking for this, right? (lulz)

Why I'm so dumb? xD



Don't mess with the system Doofcake 3/23/2013 2:13:25pm No.10[t] - Score: 1
HOW DARE YOU CHANGE THE GAME
THIS WILL MARK OUR DOOM
YOU MUST NOT ALTER THE PONIES' FATE
THE HAMMER OF END WILL HIT US SOON

MARES BECOME STALLIONS
STALLIONS BECOME MARES
TO TEST THE CONSEQUENCES
NOPONY ELSE DARES

YOU HAVE FAILED US
YOU HAVE FAILED EQUESTRIA
FOR THE DYING LAND
CRIES OUR GREAT PRINCE CELESTIA

NEVER AGAIN, WOULD I SAY TO YOU
BUT IT IS TOO LATE, WE WILL GO INTO

void



big mac mare's catchphrase is "OK!!" JJPoni ! 3/23/2013 5:36:10pm No.18 - Score: 1
I think she would be really energetic all the time! (≧ω≦)



Time for Change A2Z 3/23/2013 5:43:44pm No.19[t] - Score: 1
DIGITALLY UNMASTERED!!!

So I just threw a bunch of stuff together that had been floating around in my head since I haven't made music in awhile. Not supposed to be taken seriously, but some parts came out surprisingly well for a project I was, more or less, just fooling around with. Yes, that is really me singing/ rapping for the first time in a song I've written. Shoutout to Scootalewis for inspiring me to wait 30 minutes before applying the mayonnaise to my boots. Complete with perfect ending.





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Anonpony 3/18/2013 3:47:12pm No.1 - Score: 0
inb4 everyone lowers the pitch of pony vocals and remixes



Celestia's Ballad (8 Bit) Ponitendo 3/19/2013 7:56:33pm No.2 - Score: 0
My first troll entry~



floating mass of dissonance (disequilibrium, qualia) Somasis 3/23/2013 2:46:22am No.5[t] - Score: 0
suggestion of the mind one not remains
leaving impression on the being of a
forced interpretation of itself and
what one is






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