This week's theme is: olden ponyville.
Back in the day, ponies didn't have VSTs or fancy-schmancy effects! Back then, they had to rely on nothing but the default samples!
Nothing original in this song.
Dear Princess Celestia, here is my report on what I learned this week.
Tank is the best pet in the world
Tank is a tortoise, not a turtle
He runs all the time and goes to places
He doesn't need braces cause he's a tortoise
When Tank flies by
He turns you bi
YO YO YO PON1*g*gAS IM 11 AND MY FAV ARTIST IZ EMINEM BAK IN MIDDULL BULLSCHOOL WEN I WASNT MAKIN FART NOSES AND PLAYN WIT MY PETER POPPER, WE HAD ODE SKOO ARTISTS LIKE EMNIMEMEMEME AND HE WAS LIKE, G@|\|g$t3r!!!!! THIS STUF IS GOD RAP 8/10 WOU;D RATE AGAIN. I WAS JUS LISTNIN TO UTUBE AND I CAM ACROSS A VIDEO IT WAS LIKE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iV6rGCFMIA YEA I STOL IT OFF THE SITE LOLOLOLOLOLOL H@kkURRRRRZZZZ!!!!!! BUT POLESE WONT CATCH ME NOW THIS SONG IS (C) COPYRIGHT COPYLEFT COPYUP CIRCUITFAG SUPERPRO PRODUCTIONS 2007 DONUT STEAL YOU HORSE!!!! ALL RIGHTS RESRVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1ELEVENPENIS BUT ANYWAY IM GONA BE BETTER THAN SWAGBERG SOMEDAY AND LIKE I'LL OWN FACEPUNCH 2! THAT'S MY DREAM, LOLOLOLLOK. XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
LIKE TJHIS IS MY FIRST RAP DUB OF EMUMEN SO DON TJUDGE ME BASED ON TAT. BUT ANWAYW I DIDNT LEARN PINKIE GUY'S LESON LOL WHAT THF UCK WAS HE TALKING ABOUT AHAHAHAHAHAHA i liked it 1111/1 would rate agin
this was like in a parallel universe or something
BECAUSE IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS I MADE GOOD SONGS.
(this is a song from january 11 that i only just finished extending today. The theme doesn't specify when the good old days are ahahahahaaha)
Okay, this is the proper one. ;D
:| < Poker face.
Fark the theme, Luke (he thinks Carrot Top is a shit character and all musicians are pretentious pricks) and I've got a troll song dedicated to Glaze. Enjoy.
last time i checked pizza is still a veggie.
What is this I don't even...
ELECTRO-ORCHESTRAL DRUM N' BASS, OKAY?
1:38 IS SOOOO AWESOME HAHAHA GOD THAT WAS FUN
I just sang this. I didn't bother to add anything. Also. i'm drunk, don't judge me
HAHA I DON'T KNOW HOW TO ERASE THE LAST ONE
I didn't have time to make much of an entry this week but hey it's better than nothing
BECAUSE YOU LOOK FORWARD TO MY TRACKS RIGHT
so this is pony related because the sound that comes in at 0:15 is made from the May the Best Pet Win song.
Also I recommend wearing headphones for this I guess?
(USER WAS GIVEN AN EMBED FOR THIS ENTRY)
This is just a fun little song about finding the right pet. It's also my first time recording lyrics for a song, so excuse any mistakes and all (including my terribad singing) .
This may not be my best toastbeard entry so far, but it's most definitely the one I've worked hardest on, so any feedback is appreciated :D
(Also I hope I do the Youtube embed right o.o)
a friend, again.
Somepony won't you please,
Woah, don't fret,
don't cry, just yet.
I'll find, you,
Now, it's time,
for you to shine.
Just how will I choose,
Well, no sweat,
we'll have, a test.
Now which of them will be,
All the contestants are flying through Ghastly Gorge, with Rainbow Dash leading the pack, dodging eels with lightning speed! Wait- wait a minute- an avalanche!
Where's Rainbow Dash?
On the floor,
alone, once more,
this is, the end, for sure.
Wait, what's this,
this here, I've missed,
the light, to my, abyss.
Through, the foul,
I met, my pal.
And, let the good times roll,
This was meant to have lyrics, but I've had a frantically busy week. Will do them some time in the future.
Idea? Granny Smith reminiscing on her time in Las Neighgas
Music in films was good back in the 1910.
Diminished chords, upbeat accompaniment, trills on octave, "octave chords" and lots and lots of tonic. The art of the fail.
Oh sure Tri I can fix your entry. sci is too slow anyway. He hasn't even made ZIQ15 yet even though the ep's aired.
inb4 this breaks
Just tried to remade Makkon's songs, cover Makkon's songs and copy Makkon's style.
And cover your ears or something. (You can thank me later)
Song related...SHAKE THAT FLANK!
The vocals took forever fsdafsdafsdafsdafsda
A FULL SONG BY FOOZ? SINCE HOW LONG??
This version is technically done but Mic couldn't finish his recordings in time so I had to fill in whatever was missing, enjoy :)
Take seat youngin'; Stay around for spell
I got a little story that I wanted to tell
Please stick around, take a listen and see
Cause back in my day, things were always grand as can be
Now all the
Streets were paved gold and gems; Glimmerin'
Lightin' up the skies at noon; This town is shimmerin'
Waitin' on nobody cause we got stuff to do
Cause we through with the new
We're talking old school, kids, that's just what we do!
Back in the day, it was the prime of the time
Imagine all the greats singing together in rhymes
and listening together on old Gramaphones
and old Radios it was a hell of a time
Let me tell ya youngin', man the old days were grand
You could walk down to the beach and plant your hooves in the sand
You didn't have no worries
All was grand as can be
So everybody take a listen
Open your eyes and see
So trot with me through the autumn leaves
And keep close to stay warm
Soon you'll see how much you mean to me
Feelings I've never felt before
Skippi-do-bop was the name of the game
Swinging like crazy everyoes goes insane
It's like a game except everyone wins
Why isn't music like that, anymore?
My god everything is such a bore now
Everything's the same thing over again
With all that hippin' and the hoppin'
and the bippen' and the boppen'
They dunno what the jazz is all about, you see
You'll look back at your days
I'm sure you'll experience it sometime
cause when you grow old
everything seems cold
and new generation will arrive
, raving was still just a shitty commercial trend targeted at 14 year old girls who wear pants from Hot Topic with safety pins that don't undo and can't name any electronic artist besides deadmawfive and Kesha who are frowned upon by loners that hate anybody who gets into the same stuff they're into after they were into it.
i need that more entries
Had I more time I would've polished the vocals/lyrics more, but none the less.
She's for lookin' something new.
Something in her life is missing,
and while she's usually sleeping,
today is different, her mood has changed.
this is my chance
to make a home
high in the clouds
far from the ground below
What do I have to do,
to be there with you?
What is it that I need?
I can change, I swear I can change.
What do I have to do,
to erase the void inside.
Nothing matters to me,
making you complete is all i need.
(a song about Tank, obvsly, sorry if the mastering sucks, also first real attempt at Futurepop)
'My life spent going nowhere
'Just lived to be ignored
Didn't know how I'd make it
'til she came through that door.
My world so cold and empty
Life moving at no pace
'Seemed just like second nature
to run in Rainbow's race.
I faced fierce competition
from creatures large and small.
I know there was no way I'd ever beat them all
I waited for my window:
my chance to show them all
So I went and I found Rainbow
and answered to her call.
When we're together it's like my soul is set free!
You bestow me with that lift I always need!
All the other pets will bow to my decree.
When I announce that Rainbow Dash picked me!
So much time to decide it
as I just crawl along.
Is this to be my future?
Is this what keeps me strong?
The light is closing in now,
and I can see her form.
'Just trapped here in the bottom
She's so hard to ignore.
She sees me coming closer.
That look sits in her eyes.
You know just what I mean now:
that look of stunned surprise.
I'm lifting up her burden,
as she finds her new strength.
I promise not to hurt her
if I become her tank!
Troll entries are fun ok
"oh god what does he want to do with that real instrument D:"
enjoy my talentless guitar playing.
total hour spent on this: 1h 57m
IDUNO IDUNO IDUNO
made this using vocal bits and chords from the "pick a pet" song
and lots of delay.
track 9 of NO SAVE NOVEMBER (probably)
Back in the day when synths didn't exist. Everything was violiny and shit
Yay a non troll from me wow..
holy shit, just in time
I really wish I could've finished this. I've been fucking busy all day.
TUNING IS HARD. ASIUDHAUWd
Psychadelic/Blues/Jam-Band... Is that a thing?
OH CRAP IT'S 7PM ALREADY!?
This remix is killing me. The structure is so uncomfortable to listen to.
I guess it has potential but I don't know how to make it work aaaaaa.
I'm underrr soo much stressss~~~
THE ONE TIME WHERE I NEED MY SINGING VOICE TO WORK AND I FIND THAT IT'S ALL OUT OF MY RANGE
Interrobang Pie Wanks Genres II - Russian Folk, I guess.
At the start there was nothing
Makkon came and made it,
In his heart, he had hoped that
Bronies would invade it,
Soon they came in, very slowly,
All was nice and humble,
KeepOnRockin', sci and Aussie
and General Mumble,
For a time, that's all we really were,
In the old days of MLR,
All three mods
all music gods,
All locked inside a jar,
In the gold days of MLR,
No DJ Spike,
We all knew who we are.
Remix War 3 was announced,
Posts start getting faster,
We all made the Megaskype
There only was one master,
Pie then started his text game
Cum healed 50 HP,
Makkon then lost all faith
He wanted to kill me,
Still, today, we haven't changed that much
In the old days of MLR,
There is I-Pie
With no can of Barr,
In the gold days of MLR,
Troll all Toastbeards,
If it's weird
You don't know who we are,
The Megaskype starts to get a
Little bit explicit,
We start to post pony smut and
Stuff that makes you vomit,
Grooves and Jackle's roleplaying
Alienates some others,
Get in Skype calls have a blast till
And, alas, we start to fall apart,
In current days of MLR,
We are free
And we spam g
To break the chats afar,
In current days of MLR,
Is all we really are!
FOUND IN VINYL SCRATCH'S APARTMENT, THIS IS AN OLD RECORDING OF VINYL'S GREAT GRANDMARE, PHONOGRAPH CHAFE (PRONOUNCED SHAYF, NOT SHAHF), WHO WAS THE MOST POPULAR RECORD PLAYER PLAYER (NOW KNOWN AS "DJ") IN EQUESTRIA AT THE TIME.
UNFORTUNATELY, DURING ONE OF HER CONCERTS, SHE TRIED OUT SOMETHING NEW. THE AUDIENCE HATED IT, AND HER CAREER WENT DOWNHILL. THIS THING WAS CALLED "SCRATCHING". IT WOULD LATER BECOME ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR TECHNIQUES OF DJS. PHONOGRAPH WAS JUST TOO AHEAD OF HER TIME.