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Poison joke: it's rather chaotic, very silly, but mostly harmless.

But what if you're a musician pony? How would that affect you?
Would Lyra only be able to play in quartertones?
Vinyl Scratch stuck with odd-time jazz records?
(Does poison joke even work that way?)

Does this lead to disaster or the creation of something different and beautiful?

This week's theme is: Musician ponies (or bronies) + poison joke

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You have ONE WEEK to write a song (original, remix, or whatever) in response to the theme.
Get your entries in by 10/15/2011 10:00pm CST, then head to irc (or the flash link if you like pony emoticons) for a sync-listen!
Start: 10/8/2011 10:46pm|Deadline: 10/15/2011 10:00pm|Voting ends: 10/22/2011 9:00pm


click here to view the votes
click here to view the entries in order of submission (for reading along with the sync-listen chatlog)
click here to view the chat log for this round's sync


Griffin Village - Summer (The Remix Nopony Asked For) Jackle App !2Uqe0sHWIk 10/15/2011 6:04:48pm No.21 - Score: 12
SO THE LEAD SINGER FOR GRIFFIN VILLAGE (I DUNNO WHO HE IS FUCK OKAY) WAS LIKE "WELL I'M LIKE SO READY FOR THIS WORLD TOUR BUT FUCK ME I'M SO NERVOUS HAHA WOW FUCK" BUT HIS GOOD FRIEND SOME FAGGOT PEGASUS GUY I DUNNO HE WAS GREEN WAS LIKE "LOOK MAN DON'T EVEN TRIP I HAVE SOMETHING TO CALM YOU DOWN" THE LEAD SINGER WAS LIKE "WAIT HOLD ON HOW DID YOU GET BACKSTAGE-" BUT BEFORE HE COULD FINISH HIS FRIEND HAD ALREADY MADE A KILLER SUPER-STEEZY OMEGA-BALLER TIGHT ASS SPLIFF-BONK CRUNCHY JOINT OUT OF THESE BLUE LEAVES CALLED POISON JOKE OKAY "HERE MAN BLAZE UP THIS FAT NASTY BLUNT-ASS JIGGY-WIGGER POTFLIP" AND HE SPARKED IT UP LIKE A CHEETOH FACTORY BUT THE SINGER WAS LIKE "DUDE WTF NO ALL MY LIFE IVE SEEN POSTERS THAT SAY 'DONT TOKE THE JOKE OR YOULL END UP IN SMOKE' OKAY AND I DONT KNOW IF IM READY TO JUST GO AHEAD AND THROW ALL OF THAT AWAY" THE GREEN PEGASUS SIGHED AND SMILED AND WAS LIKE "FWEN PLEASE WERE BOTH ADULTS HERE JUST SMOKE THIS PLANT WITH ME FRIEND PLEASE HAHA" SO THE SINGER WAS LIKE "FINE I GUESS SO BUT JUST THIS ONCE OKAY NEVER AGAIN" SO HE SMOKED SO HARD THAT HE THREW UP A COUPLE TIMES BECAUSE HE WAS A PUSSY ASS NOOB BUT NO PROBLEM BECAUSE IT DID MAKE HIS WINGS LOOSE AND HE WAS SPORTIN THIS NICE FUCKIN HALF-WINGBONER CHUBS FOR THE ENTIRE SHOW. WHEN HIS SUPER WORLD FAMOUS HIT "SUMMER" WAS UP NEXT HE WAS LIKE "FUCK THAT LET'S GO TO FUCK YOU CASTLE INSTEAD" SO HE CRUNCHED UP SOME LAYS PACKETS ALL OVER THE DRUMMER'S DRUMS AND UNPLUGGED EVERY INSTRUMENT EXCEPT FOR A BASS, AND A SYNTHY ORGAN AND I GUESS SOME PAD SOUND OR SOME SHIT AND HE TIPPED HIS HAT DOWN LOW AND WAS LIKE "plucking strings and broken wings are the things that defined my ponyville summer..." AND IT WAS ALL DARK AND DEPRESSING AND DOWNTEMPO AND SHIT IT WAS LITERALLY THE MOST CHILLFUCKED THING TO EVER COME OUT OF THAT STADIUM AND EVERYONE CHANGED THEIR NAMES TO "CHILL" AND MOST OF THEM FALL ASLEEP.

This is their story.

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Pony Fantasy d.notive 10/13/2011 1:43:41am No.8 - Score: 11
Facing infection from the notorious Poison Joke plant, Matt of d.notive suddenly realizes he no longer remembers how to use a synthesizer, or even a sequencer!

Desperate to create something for this week's toastbeard, he makes music the only way he can -- The old fashioned way!

Note: True to the description, no sequencers or synths were used in the production of this song. (I didn't even use drums).






Dreaming, Waiting General Mumble 10/15/2011 10:00:04pm No.34 - Score: 10
So this isn't really in theme, but it started off in theme. I was making this song under the title "Poisonstyle", and was looking through samples to put in over the melody, and RD's part in "At The Gala" fitted way too nicely for me not to use it. So here it is anyway, it would have been a shame not to upload it.

Also, last minute art...



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Foozogz Attempting Circuitfry - Poison joke FoozogzPepperBrony 10/15/2011 9:17:01pm No.29 - Score: 9
This is for my homie circuitfry(TOTALLY NOT COPYING SWAGBERG NOPE)
We engies have gotta be oh so fly
One day I sat down a tree and took a nap
My rhymes really suck cuz I don't like rap
I was walkin through a field of pretty blue flowers
Little did I know of these plants' hidden power
Sat at my composer trying to think
I realised my muse had spiraled down the sink
(This rap makes no sense)

Poison joke
I've been hit with the poison joke x 2

Swag

Gotta go get naked and take a bath in herbs.





Blood (I-Pie gets all poison joke'd and shit) Tarby !GTaRByqUR2 10/15/2011 7:15:31am No.16 - Score: 8
So, i really wasn't planning on doing one of these this week, but...I-Pie managed to strike an inspirational chord in me. xD (I think his interview with EPR really pushed me to actually bring this to fruition)

So i thought to myself: What is it that I-Pie always yells at me about with my music? o.O And furthermore, what DOESN'T i-pie do with his own music? And lastly, how would one describe I-Pie?

- Well, for one, I-Pie is a self-proclaimed troll, albeit a funny one. And there isn't much he takes seriously.
- Everything i've ever heard him do has been a chiptune or a goofy troll piece.
- He hates major keys.
- He hates odd time signatures
- He has, to my knowledge, never done live instruments (hand in hand with the chiptune thingy).
- LENGTH.

So, I sat around, pondering for an unfathomably long and excruciating amount of time (10 minutes) thinking just what would a not-ipie ipie song sound like! And slowly but surely, this song began to take hold:

- Long
- Odd time signatures
- Long
- All Major Chords
- Long
- serious lyrics (political, even)
- Long
- layer upon layer of live instruments
- 8 minutes long

It has chiptune elements, 'cause a musician does what they know xD but i have a vivid picture in my mind of Interrobang Pie sitting back and toking up on a joint of poison joke, sitting down and writing this xD

NOTE: There would be singing and shit, but i had to leave for New York at 9am eastern time, leaving me no time to do the vocals. Lyrics are written, but there's no point posting them if i'm not gonna be singing xD

NOTENOTE: I-PIE!!! HI I-PIE!!! I COULDN'T FIND A HOLE TO FALL IN, BUT MAYBE I'LL GET ARRESTED IN NEW YORK OR SOMETHING! xD I'LL LET YOU KNOW ONCE I POST BAIL!





Another Obligatory Remix WIP Interrobang Pie 10/15/2011 9:59:20pm No.33 - Score: 8
I might finish this.

I might.

I MIGHT JESUS CHRIST PEER PRESSURE AAAAAAAAA





(67/548/EEC) General Mumble 10/15/2011 11:52:48am No.17 - Score: 7
I hate this so hard, which sort of suits the theme, because I usually really like my music - poison joke makes me hate it.

I basically just made music non-stop until I became uninspired. I music'd until I was drained.

The first part of the song uses all 12 notes. At least I think I managed to, I can't even remember. It sounds awful, so it probably does use them all.


Yeah I want to cry. Also wikipedia the title or something, I guess. The title is shit. I hope this song dies in a cold ditch.





DUDE SCI SERIOUSLY FIX YOUR BROKEN ASS WEBSITE ALREADY Circuitfry 10/15/2011 8:13:16pm No.24 - Score: 6
IT HAS BEEN 12 TOASTBEARDS AND YOU STILL HAVE NOT ACCOUNTED FOR PUNCTUATION MARKS SERIOUSLY MAN THAT SHIT IS SOOO LAZY~





ko.tones sci 10/15/2011 9:53:55pm No.32 - Score: 6
uhh...poison joke. I duno.
lyra dropped her lyre in some poison joke, then it turned into a koto.
and then i-pie also touched the poison joke and started making music again.

*SHRUG* this seemed like a good idea when I started it. really.





"> "> Poison joke and it's music Bartekko 10/14/2011 5:04:56pm No.10 - Score: 4
Octavia ,that-pony-playing-piano and a drummer smoke poison joke then make music, it's so high
my first ponytoastbeard entry ever
why do I keep trying dubstep?

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Rainbow's Blood (Classy edition) Vafrous Coyote 10/14/2011 6:19:26pm No.13 - Score: 4
I'm such a silly pony.





Octavia Plays 400 Concertos Senator Myth 10/15/2011 8:47:31pm No.27 - Score: 4
...all of them composed by Overk under the influence of poison joke. AND FOOZJIZZ

so this is a really meta song and shit while also not being meta yeah





MLP Brony Drumline Medley mrpickle 10/15/2011 9:52:21pm No.31 - Score: 4
This is what I do other then trance. I make drumline stuff. So I took 5 songs and made them into this. I worked my ASS off on this. You have no idea.

Songs used:
My Little Pony Theme
Winter Wrap Up
Avast Fluttershy's Ass
Spin that Record Vinyl Scratch
Luna's Anthem(Cocky much?)

I would put more songs in, but this was finished 20 minutes before TB ended. Sorry guys, enjoy!

Sheet music:
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/40367185/MLP%20Brony%20Drumline%20Medley%20Sheets.zip

It's organized by page. follow along if you like. Also, sorry there's not pdf, Sibelius does not export to pdf for some stupid reason.





Triangle Bone as HertzDevil befriends Triangle Brony - Pea Shooter Dude HertzDevil 10/10/2011 9:39:34am No.6 - Score: 3
original the character do not steal





I Like Yummy Yummy Food mrpickle 10/15/2011 4:46:55pm No.20 - Score: 3
The vocals say enough. Poision joke gives you the munchies man.

The player is red liek apples. I liek apples. Apples are good.

LYRICS:

I liek mmbananas,
I like some cakes,
I like getting really high
and eating some crepes

I like all food because
food is so yummy
I like to eat food
and I like to put it in my tummy

I do like apple pie
It tastes good to me
But what makes everything taste better
is smoking PJ weed

I like yummy yummy food
I like yummy yummy food
I like yummy yummy food
Food is very delicious
(x2)

Food is so great
Food is so beautiful because food is great


I like yummy yummy food
I like mmBananas too
I like yummy yummy food
Food is very delicious

I like yummy yummy food
I like yummy yummy food
I like yummy yummy food
Food is very delicious





Lyra isn't happy anymore PinkieGuy 10/15/2011 10:06:35pm No.36 - Score: 3






Interrobang Pie as Baschfire - Scissors Warrior Dude Interrobang Pie 10/9/2011 2:05:33pm No.4 - Score: 2
This is totally entirely my own creation.

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Blue Petals of Horrifying Addiction Supersaw Hoover 10/15/2011 6:50:44am No.15 - Score: 2
You can't deny, SSH would probably smoke the poison joke before doing anything else with it. This is her trip--and it wasn't exactly a good one.

This is also probably the effect abusing poison joke would have on my music. I kind of like it.

And yes, you read that right. 11:21. I got a little carried away.





_DEAR_CELESTIA_WHY_ zorg 10/15/2011 8:16:56pm No.25 - Score: 2
yeah, i have no idea man...

maybe it would do what it actually did... made me get home at 3 in the morning instead of midnight, and that i concentrated on this track instead of doing my database homework

oh yeah, chip-arp-wubz for extra street cred. (51% ftw)





Young egg Grooves 10/15/2011 8:24:54pm No.26 - Score: 2
Young egg, I will call you scootaloo,
And there's nothing I won't do,
for you
scootaloo

SO MUCH POISON JOKE

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I WAS TOTALLY SMOKING SOME GOOD POISON JOKE WHEN MAKING THIS Anonpony 10/15/2011 9:09:15pm No.28 - Score: 2






Baschfire Befriends Baschfire - A Beautiful Heart Baschfire 10/9/2011 5:08:53pm No.5 - Score: 1
I felt "A Beautiful Heart" wasn't original enough, so I remixed it.

Yes that is me singing.

I'm also better then Senator Myth, And more talented than all of you, Don't hate.






cute.mid (AUSSIE REMIX) Aussie 10/12/2011 9:21:47pm No.7 - Score: 1
A really awesome MIDI is accidentally exposed to poison joke....

...there, now this is totally related to the toastbeard and isn't a troll entry that I made cause I have no other ideas. Not at all.





Tarby Falls Down a Hole Interrobang Pie 10/15/2011 11:56:34am No.18 - Score: 1
I found one for you.





. KeepOnDutchin' 10/15/2011 12:04:58pm No.19 - Score: 1
Brony music god KeepOnRockin' has finally released the follow-up to his online smash hit "Spin That Record Vinyl Scratch" in the form of the more raw, roomshaking hardstyle track called "."

PS: If this gets more votes than spin that record expect rainbow nukes.





Interrobang Pie as MrAnalpfropfen befriends Michael Arellano ft. Derpy Grooves - It Is Compulsory That One Attains Interrobang Pie 10/15/2011 7:44:19pm No.22 - Score: 1
A remix of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOI22RMbZ2E in the style of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC0JB_m-1Z4. Quite.

Transcript:

It is compulsory that one attains the extract of the optical phenomenon which causes the spectrum of light to appear in the sky.
It is compulsory that one attains the desecration of a female juvenile orange pegasus pony with the alias Scootaloo.
It is compulsory that one attains the fumes of the poisonus jokius plant located in the Everfree Forest so one is able to stimulate the brain by utilizing its psychoactive properties.
It is compulsory that one attains the pink earth mare with the alias Pinkamena Diane Pie that resides in Ponyville.
It is compulsory that one attains the yellow hermaphrodite pegasus mare with the nickname Futashy.
It is compulsory that one continues to masturbate until there comes a time when one perishes from fatigue due to excess quantity of wank-time.
(x2)

It is compulsory that one attains the juvenile white unicorn pony with the alias Sweetie Belle.
It is compulsory that one attains the juvenile yellow earth pony with the alias Apple Bloom.
It is compulsory that one attains a variable quantity of low-frequency sounds, enough such that it causes the structure that we are currently residing in to resonate.
It is compulsory that one attains the orange earth pony with the alias Applejack that resides in Ponyville.
It is compulsory that one attains the white unicorn pony with the alias Rarity that resides in Ponyville.
I query you, listener, would you care to dine on a portion of freshly-cut grass whilst you rest your body within a close vicinity of mine?

It is compulsory that one attains. (x4)

To extract the brim of my subsistence.
Unintelligent yet libidinous Twilight.
Perform a single magical act and you will shortly come to realise that you would be most suitably placed as my partner.

To extract the brim of my subsistence.
Unintelligent yet libidinous Twilight.
Swallow these specific hallucinogens and you will shortly come to realise that you would be most suitably placed as my partner.
Placed as my partner.

Speech recorded from xtranormal - UK English Male 3. Backing track is Beethoven's 7th - I hope he doesn't mind.





hurdur 10/15/2011 10:02:05pm No.35 - Score: 1






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Jackle App !2Uqe0sHWIk 10/9/2011 12:17:06am No.1 - Score: 0






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Derp Artemus 10/14/2011 2:28:14pm No.9 - Score: 0
First of all, I hate all of you for suddenly giving me inspiration for this BS that's called music. I was gonna make it serious, but then I found a guitar and it all went down hill.

Second of all, this may have been the quickest song ever recorded by me (10 minutes). Everything was improvised. EVERYTHING

Third: Lyrics--

Well I can't sing to save my life, so I'll just sing whatever comes to mind.

Yeah I can't play the guitar at all, so I'll just play whatever.

-GUITAH SOLO-

Done entirely by me about a half hour before posting this.





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Bartekko 10/14/2011 5:06:53pm No.11 - Score: 0
hell, i can't see it: direct link is here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6017xN8dWQ





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Jackle App !2Uqe0sHWIk 10/14/2011 9:39:35pm No.14 - Score: 0






JacklePap On Poison Joke staccato 10/15/2011 9:41:39pm No.30 - Score: 0









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