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This week's theme is: BEST PONY.

You know who I'm talking about. He or she is the best pony.
And it's your job to write a song dedicated to him or her, describing why he or she is awesome.

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You have ONE WEEK to write a song (original, remix, or whatever) in response to the theme.
Get your entries in by 10/8/2011 10:00pm CST, then head to irc (or the flash link if you like pony emoticons) for a sync-listen!
Start: 10/1/2011 8:56pm|Deadline: 10/8/2011 10:00pm|Voting ends: 10/15/2011 9:00pm


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click here to view the entries in order of submission (for reading along with the sync-listen chatlog)
click here to view the chat log for this round's sync


Beyond Her Garden WoodenToaster 10/8/2011 5:13:19pm No.25 - Score: 17
I only fucked the upload up 2 times, not bad for me.

You try your best but it's not quite there
You kick a hoof and say it's just not fair
A simple mare living simple dreams
A rumour that's not quite as it seems

Carrot top, go beyond us
You're a late star, time to fool us
keep your friends close, they're what drive you
To the cosmos that describes you

Brighter than tonights sunset
Can't mistake your silouette
Not a sound nor voice nearby
Your mane illuminates this gloomy sky


Griffin Village - Winter (Gilda) Jackle App !2Uqe0sHWIk 10/8/2011 6:06:40pm No.26 - Score: 16
We all know that Gilda is the best pony.

Here have some copypasta:

Back with more Griffin Village!
A little more somber this time...

This takes place after the events of Griffon the Brush-Off.
(Except in my mind it's Winter instead of like, Summer or something)
You catch her as she's running out of town, crying, betrayed, completely lost without her best friend. You do your best to comfort her, it's hard to stay mad at someone in this kind of state.

Lyrics:

I once saw you running from them what did they, do to you
They turned you into a fool, but you are nobody's fool
They took something special from you, something you would not release
Shed your tears and let them freeze, shed your tears and let them freeze.
They don't know you like I know you all those ponies are the same
I swear I won't go away, I swear I won't go away

There's a girl that I know
Feathers as white as our winter's blanket of snow
But I know But I know
Her heart is longing for someone to call her own
But she's all alone, alone

Now the snow is getting heavy won't you please come back with me
Won't you please come back with me, won't you please come back with me.

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Gator in the Tub General Mumble 10/7/2011 5:19:35pm No.15 - Score: 15
Pinkie is best pony, but I already made a song about her... So I did next best pony. Gummy.

OMGOMG mumblvocals

LYRICS UNDER THE ARTWORK

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Lyrics:

I am the one in the tub
Breaking a sweat watching you soak off the mud
I tell you it's been a while
Your purple skin evokes a Gummy smile

So put your trust into me
I'll sink my gums into you
I might be missing some teeth
But got a trick or two

So get yourself nice and clean
I'm feeling Pinkie keen
I'll make you fall in love
With the gator in the tub

[Break]

I am the one in the tub
Breaking a sweat watching you soak off the mud
I tell you it's been a while
Your purple skin evokes a Gummy smile

So put your trusssst in me
I'll sink my gums into you
I might be missing some teeth
But got a trick or two

So get yourself nice and clean
I'm feeling Pinkie keen
I'll make you fall in love
With the gator in the tub

Put your trust into me
I'll sink my gums into you
I might be missing some teeth
But got a trick or two

So get yourself nice and clean
I'm feeling Pinkie keen
I'll make you fall in love
With the gator in the tub


You And Me, Cheerilee Tarby !GTaRByqUR2 10/8/2011 9:59:54pm No.32 - Score: 12
BAH! TALK ABOUT LAST MINUTE SUBMISSIONS!

Anyway, it started out as an 80's song, then because a 90's song. So go suck it :P

About cheerilee from the perspective of an ex-boyfriend who can't let it go (they broke up because she went to college or something)

LYRICS: (pardon me, did em, like, 30 minutes before submission time, and i'm sick as balls.)

Everyday, I'd see you walking down the hall
Look at me, we'd both smile in the early fall
Been a year and a half since we got together
Two dumb kids, side by side, promising forever
Though it got kinda tough, we both laughed it all away
We were young and naïve, in the games that life would play
Then things changed, we grew strange in each other’s mind
10 years later, I miss all we left behind!

Hello, My Dear, how have you been?
The years have treated you well.
It seems that now you live your life
In time with the school bell
But remember back those years ago
When we would both live free
When we both kissed and promised that it would always be "You And Me"
You And Me

Nowadays, I’m alone, just my job and low end home
Same old shit; Life’s a bitch, so I tried to get over it.
I had cried, felt I died, when we both went our separate ways
Made my way through life like I was in a haze!

Hello, My Dear, how have you been?
The years have treated you well.
It seems that now you live your life
In time with the school bell
But remember back those years ago
When we would both live free
When we both kissed and promised that it would always be "You And Me"

Under partly cloudy skies
Suddenly, I realize
That I can’t keep pretending
The letters you stopped sending
Meant the whole world to me
My love for you is all I see

Teacher, Tell me
Is the feeling still there!

Hello, My Dear, how have you been?
The years have treated you well.
It seems that now you live your life
In time with the school bell
But remember back those years ago
When we would both live free
When we both kissed and promised that it would always be "You And Me"

You and me!


Vinyl will Kick Your Ass sci 10/8/2011 9:07:08pm No.29 - Score: 11
Remember that one time you got in a fight with Vinyl while she was DJing?
No?

Well, she does.

Vinyl's will MANHANDLE your silly little untz and wubs and sidechains.
Stand back if you have any regard for your own safety.

(also turn this up. This is DJ PON-3. This is meant to be played loud.)


Life Returned X-Trav 10/8/2011 10:47:46pm No.36 - Score: 7
Celestia is the most magic pony. Magic = best.

PART OF MY SECRET PROJECT.


After Hours with Rarity d.notive 10/7/2011 11:22:26am No.14 - Score: 6
The lights go down, the candles come on, and as you sit there together, it is suddenly 1986 all over again -- the two of you, like movie star icons in a big screen romance.... and your night has just begun...


Gildakeet is best pony DerpyGrooves 10/8/2011 9:01:39pm No.27 - Score: 4
pomfcast.tumblr.com

pomfcast@gmail.com

Gildakeet is best pony... until a challenger appearz! fuck it


WINTER FUC*ING WRAP UP Circuitfry 10/8/2011 9:04:56pm No.28 - Score: 4


Party With Pinkie (Aussie Sucks Remix Demo WIP Thing) Aussie 10/8/2011 10:16:16pm No.34 - Score: 4
I was originally planning to remix Alex's Party With Pinkie for this contest. It's been a week. This is all that's been made so far. And it's not even finished, because this sounds absolutely AWFUL to me. Synths suck, drums are eh, blah.

I'm so sorry guys ;-;


My Pony Friends zorg 10/5/2011 6:14:39pm No.6 - Score: 3
REAL bestest pony is of course the one singing the intro... not that we see her at all :3

also fuck alleged soundcloud ddosers

also this is the first entry that's not a troll, an image, or an already used old track.


Fluttershy's Secret Lounge Supaspeedstrut !PFTnK9cHeI 10/6/2011 3:37:18am No.7 - Score: 3
Damn, zorg beat me...stupid soundcloud going down at a time like this!?

Anyway, Fluttershy has been growing on me a lot over the past few weeks. I think flutterbitch has a lot to do with it.

Fluttershy is best pony because she invited you down to her secret lounge on a rainy day. You're not quite sure what she has planned, but you might as well enjoy yourself with the surprisingly luxurious and relaxing atmosphere hidden below.


HERE COMES TOM ArtAttack 10/6/2011 1:26:57pm No.8 - Score: 3
Tom is obviously best pony.
He does his own stunts.


Observant Euphoria Sadsic 10/6/2011 8:59:42pm No.10 - Score: 3
SADSCI IS BEST PONY JUST ACCEPT THIS


The best ponies for each other are Circuitfry 10/7/2011 5:32:05pm No.19 - Score: 3
Zorg was walking through the camp site
when Interrobang Pie caught his eyesight
He got a boner, didn't want to be a loner
waited outside for his 8-bit stoner

Then he went in, harder than Tom
Checkin' out his sine wave and his bob-ombs
But he wasn't window shopping, no, he wanted lollipopping
So he got on his knees and began clopping

I-Pie unaware, went to town on his pair
Whispering cheat codes, tongue in his lair.
Still it wasn't enough, he wanted to FEEL
Pulling down his pants, shit's about to get real.

Turns out Zorg had a pretty tight vagina
It didn't really make sense to me eitha'.
The story gets weird as he spawns ten tentacles
Goes all octopus on I-Pie's testicles.

You just all my blood!
My whole ass exploded today.
You just all my blood!
This gets better, by the way.

There he was, scoring his bits,
I'm amazed I-Pie didn't try to fight it.
Zorg's twenty tongues went from head to wenus
avasting his ass for the really quite massive penis.

Anywho, these two, in the MLR tent
going at it like the others never get them both bent
Zorg is feeling it, gonna go to level 2
He's gonna have sex and climax to the moon.

So he gets him inside, and he's on the real ride
Just fuckin' like he's nuckin' futs, screwin' his nuts, right?
But hold on a tick, something's up with his dick!
What is gonna happen next would make a sailor seasick.

You just all my blood!
My whole ass exploded today.
You just all my blood!
This gets better, by the way.

Zorg's breathing got heavier
the pumping got faster
an obligatory keychange was coming
and then

Zorg's guts splattered all over the wall.

DON'T VOTE FOR ME NO STOP DO NOT DO IT STOOOOOP


The Last Sonic Rainboom Interrobang Pie 10/8/2011 9:58:42pm No.31 - Score: 3
Rainbow Dash is best pony, of course. But this time, I try something radically different. With lots of 51% squares.

Sort of based on a fanfic of the same name: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xraUs1BRjDfLXx9QcsHLbNVvrKOOx2Xjw8qGWAjBaIQ/edit?authkey=CNnNnIgE&hl=en_US


Luna Is The Best Pony Triangle 10/2/2011 7:44:14pm No.5 - Score: 2
Luna is the best pony. This song describes her character very well.


Dreams of Eternal Generosity Overkillius 10/7/2011 12:09:39am No.11 - Score: 2
Written for 8 flute soloists. I recommend listening with headphones because there are a few bits that are interesting to hear the panning on, but it isn't really THAT important. There is a large range of dynamics in this song, so I want people to turn up their volumes to hear the quiet parts, but not so much that their ears bleed on the loud parts.


Fiesta with Octavian and Lyra Artemus 10/7/2011 8:33:47am No.13 - Score: 2
Firstly, I apologize for some of the timing issues. Even though there's only two noticeable voices, they were spread out among 5 tracks, so there's a bit of a sync problem...especially nearing the end.

Otherwise, I'm incredibly happy with the way this turned out. The song is called Fiesta, composed by Eungenie R. Rocherolle. The music is played exactly as it is printed, save for a skip I put in during the arpeggios.

Enjoy.


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Senator Myth 10/1/2011 10:07:58pm No.1 - Score: 1


Clash with Dash Interrobang Pie 10/1/2011 10:55:47pm No.2 - Score: 1
She IS best pony...


Jackle App is Best Griffin Senator Myth 10/6/2011 2:27:15pm No.9 - Score: 1
I was definitely thinking of Jackle while making this song~



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My Little Screwball: Madness is Beautiful Senator Myth 10/8/2011 11:29:09am No.22 - Score: 1
If Screwball were a member of the mane cast, she'd be best pony. You know it's true.


OCTAVIA IS BEST PONY G-Trav 10/8/2011 9:33:03pm No.30 - Score: 1
AY YO CHECK IT.

SO DIS BITCH RITE DERE. SHE BE ALL UP WIT DA CELLO NO WHA SAY BOY? SO CHECK. I GO AND STEAL ALL A HER BEST PIECES MON. AND I COMPILE DEM TOGETHA. AND SHE PLAY IT. GIRL DO TINGS ON CELLO I AINT NEVER SEEN BROTHA. DEY MOST ERIGINAL PIECES. SO DEN COME IN DIS DEE JAY PAWN TREE, AND SHE GET ALL AGGRO ON ME PIECES, SAY IS STOLE. SO I SAY TO PAWN "AY BOY DON TRY 'OLLA AT ME" AND HE DONE GO AND LEAVE. AND THEN WE RECORD DA PIECES. AND I GIVE DEM TO YOU BROTHA. I'D BE LIKE MY FADA ALWAYS SAID. I GO NOW MY BROTHA, ENJOY DA PIECE, IS MOST ARIGINOL. 'MEMBER YOUR G-TRAV GAVE YOU DA BEST PIECE EVA MON. I MOVE DA X TO G SO EREBUDY KNOW WHO DEY MESSIN WITH KNOW WAH SAYIN? I DA BADDEST CAT ARUND. I GO BROTHA, DONT GO STEALING MAH PIECE NOW.


I Love Everything Rmx(WIP) FoozogzPepperBrony 10/8/2011 10:06:40pm No.33 - Score: 1
Orig. song by Jackle App
aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


"Life Returned" X-Trav 10/8/2011 10:42:38pm No.35 - Score: 1
Celestia is the most magic pony. Magic = best.

PART OF MY SECRET PROJECT.


I AM 12 AND WHAT IS THIS 10/7/2011 5:22:27pm No.17 - Score: 0
I DUNNO


Queen Twilight Sparkle (Demo) Circuitfry 10/7/2011 5:27:07pm No.18 - Score: 0
MMMMMMMMMnot done yet, lots of things need EQ and re-recording but this is what I have so far.





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