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HERE YE HERE YE, YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO ATTEND A TOASTBEARD WITH RULES SET BY NONE OTHER THAN ME, DAVE!

Ahem, anyway

This weeks Toastbeard is themed around SPEEDCORE! And being as stupid as possible. Luckily, it is fairly straight forward. Below is a sample pack created by myself that has a bunch of samples in.
Now this is where it gets fun. You are ONLY allowed to use those samples in the folder, and you are not allowed to use any synths what so ever or add your own samples
And here is where this gets funner. In the sample pack there is a folder called 'MANDOTORY', You HAVE to use every single one of those samples. EVERY SINGLE ONE.
However there is some leway. You dont have to use the samples at there full length and you are free to Cut/Modify/destroy in anyway you please, but you have to use every single one in your track. Sound easy enough? Good.

At the end of the week there will be a winner based on votes, but i will also pick my personal favourite as another winner and give awards to other tracks i feel that need one

Points will be awarded by creativity, how much it makes me laugh, and by creating a track that is incredibly stupid, but is really well produced.

Protips: 230BPM i would cosider to be the absolute MINIMUM BPM i would consider speedcore to be, so try and aim higher than that! If you cant then by all means dont but give it a go
Make the kick very noticable in the mix, and make sure nothing clashes with it. The amen break is also good to layer on top and to glitch out on.

Any questions about this toastbeard, shoot me a message on my tumblr.

Now you've read that wall of text, GET CRACKING! :D

THE FILES YOU NEED ARE HERE


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  • allotted time: FOUR DAYS (and 4 hours)
  • what to submit: AS MANY TUNES AS YOU WISH, in response to the theme.
  • Songs cannot be longer than 8 minutes. (Anything longer will be skipped and/or deleted.)
  • Get your entry in by Friday 4/19/2013 6:00pm EST (see the "Deadline" countdown for a better idea of when this is.)
  • PLEASE enable downloads on your entry. Even if you think your entry is bad, someone else will think otherwise. (also it helps to prevent archive decay, since a TB mod can grab a copy and archive it.)
  • head to irc (or the flash link if you like pony emoticons) for a sync-listen once the deadline reaches zero!

Start: 4/15/2013 1:44pm|Deadline: 4/19/2013 6:00pm|Voting ends: 4/20/2013 5:00pm


click here to view the votes
click here to view the entries in order of submission (for reading along with the sync-listen chatlog)
click here to view the chat log for this round's sync


HOW DO I SPEEDCORE? minus_marci 4/19/2013 5:46:33pm No.28 - Score: 1
This was fun.



WAT AM I EVEN DOING HOLY MACKEREL GEE WHIZ MandraSigma 4/19/2013 5:49:59pm No.29 - Score: 1
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



Doyouhavethetimetolistentomewhineaboutnothingandeverythingallatonce? Serrated Skies 4/16/2013 10:27:42am No.2 - Score: 0
(Yes, I'll also do a much less "quality" based one, just to make it as ridiculous as I can)

Toastbeard WAT18: You are given samples and have to make a song using ONLY those. No other synths, instruments, or samples. There were a number of ones you had to use.

Just to prove I DID use all of the necessary ones (Since it's not all completely audible or sounds like it did:




Everything Died On Me Lunanox 4/16/2013 11:10:15am No.3 - Score: 0
Woops, I slipped



Sihtgnidearuoyerayhw Syztem 4/16/2013 1:25:40pm No.4 - Score: 0
sorry




(download)
SCREAM 4 CUM FLAOFLLAAFFAAFEL 4/19/2013 2:21:00am
No.18 - Score: 0
lOL, i DIDNT GIVE SHIT
WORD SPLICEING CAUS FUCK YOU



E-YH A2Z 4/19/2013 4:00:43pm No.23[t] - Score: 0
How many heterosexual men can say they have done as much gay shit as I have? Shoutout



HAIDAVE 4/19/2013 4:02:18pm No.24 - Score: 0




Dave! is dumb but i'M CERTAINLY NOT SMART EITHER Somasis 4/19/2013 5:14:16pm No.26[t] - Score: 0
do i get disqualified if i accidentally made splittercore too



Days Go By Seventh Element 4/19/2013 5:33:39pm No.27 - Score: 0
Yeah whatever.



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FESTKAKA 4/19/2013 6:12:50pm No.31 - Score: 0
I WROTE IN SWEDISH NOT NORWEGIAN YOU DUMMIES



Rainbow Dash's Pukes Up Bile Futasaw Hoover 4/19/2013 6:15:10pm No.32[t] - Score: 0
made in 40 minutes yes



HERE'S WHAT I ORIGINALLY PLANNED ON SENDING INTO THE SPEEDCORE COMPO Somasis 4/19/2013 6:23:06pm No.33[t] - Score: 0
before i read the rules at least

B ^ )



I dont know how to make Speedcore Z-Hoover 4/19/2013 6:24:24pm No.34 - Score: 0
Tempo: 300 bpm






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