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HERE YE HERE YE, YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO ATTEND A TOASTBEARD WITH RULES SET BY NONE OTHER THAN ME, DAVE!

Ahem, anyway

This weeks Toastbeard is themed around SPEEDCORE! And being as stupid as possible. Luckily, it is fairly straight forward. Below is a sample pack created by myself that has a bunch of samples in.
Now this is where it gets fun. You are ONLY allowed to use those samples in the folder, and you are not allowed to use any synths what so ever or add your own samples
And here is where this gets funner. In the sample pack there is a folder called 'MANDOTORY', You HAVE to use every single one of those samples. EVERY SINGLE ONE.
However there is some leway. You dont have to use the samples at there full length and you are free to Cut/Modify/destroy in anyway you please, but you have to use every single one in your track. Sound easy enough? Good.

At the end of the week there will be a winner based on votes, but i will also pick my personal favourite as another winner and give awards to other tracks i feel that need one

Points will be awarded by creativity, how much it makes me laugh, and by creating a track that is incredibly stupid, but is really well produced.

Protips: 230BPM i would cosider to be the absolute MINIMUM BPM i would consider speedcore to be, so try and aim higher than that! If you cant then by all means dont but give it a go
Make the kick very noticable in the mix, and make sure nothing clashes with it. The amen break is also good to layer on top and to glitch out on.

Any questions about this toastbeard, shoot me a message on my tumblr.

Now you've read that wall of text, GET CRACKING! :D

THE FILES YOU NEED ARE HERE


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  • allotted time: FOUR DAYS (and 4 hours)
  • what to submit: AS MANY TUNES AS YOU WISH, in response to the theme.
  • Songs cannot be longer than 8 minutes. (Anything longer will be skipped and/or deleted.)
  • Get your entry in by Friday 4/19/2013 6:00pm EST (see the "Deadline" countdown for a better idea of when this is.)
  • PLEASE enable downloads on your entry. Even if you think your entry is bad, someone else will think otherwise. (also it helps to prevent archive decay, since a TB mod can grab a copy and archive it.)
  • head to irc (or the flash link if you like pony emoticons) for a sync-listen once the deadline reaches zero!

Start: 4/15/2013 1:44pm|Deadline: 4/19/2013 6:00pm|Voting ends: 4/20/2013 5:00pm


click here to view the votes
click here to view the entries in order of submission (for reading along with the sync-listen chatlog)
click here to view the chat log for this round's sync


How Do You Expect Me To Name This MothButt 4/17/2013 4:47:37pm No.9 - Score: 5
Last 20 seconds are my way of saying sorry.



YAY Dave ! 4/18/2013 5:55:40pm No.11 - Score: 4
YAY

It would seem a bit odd if I didnt enter this, so I did! This originally was meant to be like a pisstake at myself but I sorta ended up putting a lot of effort into this thing

Anyway, Enjoy!



It's dangerous to speedcore without samples from Dave!. Take these. Lyonize 4/18/2013 11:02:27pm No.14 - Score: 4
This is by far the stupidest thing I'v ever made. I wouldn't even begin to know how to mix this. It was fun though.



SORRY DAVE! I CAME ON YOUR SAMPLES annoying twang 4/19/2013 11:30:51am No.21 - Score: 4
DIS WAS FUN, BUT NEEDS MOAR SINGLE SHOT SAMPLES, AND NOT LOOPS.



Dragon Faced Butt Dildo XL with Cheese Finger Food Fight aglze and genreal mymbloeo and jack ther bet and foodcake 4/19/2013 4:22:03pm No.25 - Score: 4
COLLAB!!!!! YEAH!!!!! FUN!!!!! STUFF!!!!!
General Mumble ~ Glaze ~ JackTHerbert ~ Doofcake



This is what life feels like. Singualrity 4/19/2013 3:50:28pm No.22[t] - Score: 3
Oh wow. This was wild.

So, we were given the challenge to create a track which used only samples given to us by mister Speedcore Dave! himself. By no means an easy task. With heavy use of effects, tempo cheating, resampling and some other fun sound molding things, I made whayt I hope to be one of only a few experiments and challenges like this, mostly due to my lack of understanding of the genre.

Also I ran out of talent and CPU to go on any further. I tried to make a melody, I really tried. Crap title is crap.

Yes, all samples (I hope) have been used in one way or another. For proof, I'll sent screenshots if nessesary.



like i gave a fuck bartekko 4/19/2013 5:54:09pm No.30 - Score: 3




THESE SAMPLES SUCK EERY AAAARGH IM SO ANGRY 4/17/2013 10:48:11am No.5[t] - Score: 2
NEINEINEINEINEINEI

JEG ANGRER ALT
SKITT
KUKCORE

Fucking samples.



NO REGRETZ FESTKAKA 4/16/2013 9:56:45am No.1 - Score: 1
JAG ÅNGRAR INGET
ÄTA SKITIT
FITTACORE

DU ÄR EN BÖG DAVE LOLOLOLOLOL



daev is dum KillianDunne 4/17/2013 1:10:14pm No.6 - Score: 1
Apparently speedcore is quite fun to make



Loco in the coco-pops Mush 4/17/2013 3:30:56pm No.8[t] - Score: 1
I have no idea what Speedcore is so I just set the tempo to 256 and flailed.



xploed te horn of air schatz 4/18/2013 12:22:31pm No.10 - Score: 1
i luv u daev



hhahhh Some Lameo Weirdball 4/19/2013 2:18:06am No.16[t] - Score: 1
what

hi

hi there



420(BPM) LEGALISE CRYSTAL PONE FLAOFEI 4/19/2013 2:18:51am No.17 - Score: 1
NORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORPENISNORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGENORGE JAG VILL ÄTA DINA OFÖDDA BEBISAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111¤%%%%%%%%%%%



LOCO HACKD 4/19/2013 10:24:13am No.20 - Score: 1
YAY SPEEDCORE WEEK <3

Didn't know about this until last night so I pulled an all-nighter. So fun to make :3






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