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Take any element (song, quote, idea, character, event, ANYTHING) from Episode 5 of Season 2 and write a song about it.


You have ONE WEEK to create a song (original, remix, or whatever) in response to the show.
Get your entries in by Friday 11/11/2011 10:00pm EST, then head to irc (or the flash link if you like pony emoticons) for a sync-listen!
Start: 11/4/2011 4:02pm|Deadline: 11/11/2011 10:00pm|Voting ends: 11/18/2011 9:00pm


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click here to view the entries in order of submission (for reading along with the sync-listen chatlog)
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Sister Hate The Living Tombstone & Mic The Microphone 11/11/2011 8:09:25pm No.16 - Score: 13
T - Tombstone
M - Microphone

T: Hello I'm Sweetie bell and I want to play
M: Hello I'm Rarity and I have to work all day
T: So can I work with you and help you a lot?
M: So sorry I'm busy so please keep your mouth shut
T: Do you still hate me M: I don't
T: Can you play with me M: I can't
T: Can we do something right now?
T: You can M: I can't T: We can't M: WE CAN'T
M: No Sweetie! What have you DONE?!
T: I just wanted to have fun!
M+T: I don't want to be your sister
just get out of my life!

T: Hello there Rarity I'm with Apple jack
M: I'm so sorry but may I have my sister back
T: I'm not your sister anymore I have said
M: But Sweeite Belle-
T: No, Un-sis! Now to me, you're dead!
M: I'll promise to be nicer
T: I don't believe you liar!
M: How 'bout we do something else
T: Doing what YOU want, yeah right...
M: How 'bout we'll race together
M: In the Sisterhooves Social?
T: You can forget that offer
I don't want you anymore!

T: Racing with Apple Jack was really fun
M: I need to tell that I was Apple Jack all along
T: Why were you racing with me tell me, why?
M: Cause someone told me that being sisters is like Apple Pie
T: That doesn't make any sense, cause I thought that you hated me
M: Don't say those words Sweetie Bell, I love you and I hope you love me
T: If that is true what you said, can you come home and play with me
M: I'll agree to that offer
M+T: You're my sister, you and me

The Incredibly Expensive One of a Kind Crochet Wool Sweater Song cats millionaire feat. weezer 11/11/2011 8:05:58pm No.15 - Score: 9
HA. Well, there was supposed to be a second verse but it was too depressing (also read: it sucked). I am kind of hesitant to really make EVERY SINGLE SONG I write exclusively about self-loathing ponies so here is one that is slightly not.

So expensive
So expensive
So expensive

Well fuck,
I guess we’ll all be fucking nothing under this motherfucking
Red hot sun
Well I guess it’s a sweater for cats now but who really gives a fuck, right?
Yeah, not me, I’m cool
I’m just hanging out here like
You want to run a race
That’s cool
You want to throw some apples in the air
That’s cool

Everypony has a weird day now and then
Sometimes it’s hard to tell as it’s happening
You tell your sister that you wish she was dead
And she runs off to crush on Apple Jack instead
But hay, look at me, I’m not complaining
The weather’s great for November, the sun is shining
I’m out with my sister in the orchard
Moving unwashed eggs with our noses together

But still
But still
That sweater was really cool
If I do say myself
I really looked nice in it

But still
But still
But still
That sweater was nice as hell
If I do say myself

She won't listen to me~

Rarity Attemps 400 Dresses(DEAD-MIX WIP) FoozogzPepperBrony 11/11/2011 10:04:56pm No.33 - Score: 9
Oh my gosh there's simply not much time don't forget, Sweetie-Belle's fun must dieeeeeeeehieeehieeeeeee

Sisterhoof Jackle App !2Uqe0sHWIk 11/11/2011 3:24:37pm No.10 - Score: 7
This is a silly song.
Don't worry about it.


Unsister's taking the blame now
where was she hiding in the race crowd
Applejack's got enough love to go 'round
my sisterhooves gettin' dirty on the wet ground

ponies prance with their siblings all around them
what I wouldn't give to be with my sis when
Ready set go we're the start line
I'd stay to whine but I haven't got time



Make Me Bad Pinkie Guy 11/11/2011 9:45:41pm No.28 - Score: 7
I didn't really have an ideas for this weeks theme, but I loved this clip from the episode and had to use it.

All Cleaned Up replacer 11/11/2011 9:40:54pm No.26 - Score: 5
Woo, first entry ever.

Cleaned up? Cleaned up.

Applejack Inventing the Universe for a Simile sci 11/11/2011 9:34:10pm No.24 - Score: 4


I had to remix it. so here it is.

this is part of no-save november, where all of the music I make this month will be part of a single mega-song.
this would be track 5.

Cluckstep remix that isnt by stormwolf Not StormWolf 11/11/2011 9:22:23pm No.22 - Score: 3
gayest shit remix ever
I pie is awesome
and yes this is a trollllolokrevoiehvoirwvhi8fhy38

Unsisters Riff Track 11/6/2011 5:52:44am No.3 - Score: 2
Hello, I'm new to this whole Toastbeard thing, but here's my entry commission to this week's theme!
Sadness, Sadness Everywhere!

Rarity Fights Off Trance Parasprites Interrobang Pie 11/8/2011 11:00:38am No.5 - Score: 2
It's time for Interrobang Pie Wanks Genres Part II time! Three more genres that aren't chiptune coming your way soon.

This is an obvious shoutout to ZIQ02.



Storm and Stable's Trollaboration StormWolf & DJ Stablefree 11/11/2011 9:24:07pm No.23 - Score: 2
Read the narration in the soundcloud thing, it explains it all
oh and yay for the shitstep war in between

Another Perspective On The Sisterhooves Social Dinkie Guy 11/11/2011 10:02:48pm No.32 - Score: 2
My name is dinky doo and I am here to say
I hate child services cos they took me away
So now I live with sparkler and I guess she’s ok
But she is bad at running and that’s why we lost the race
I wish I had my mum back, cos she is much more fun
And even though she’s derpy eye I know that she she can run

Rarity: Toastbeard Or Bust Triangle "Retard" Brony 11/11/2011 5:18:30pm No.12 - Score: 1
This is my WIP song. Original song is Rarity's Parents theme from the show by that other composer (not Daniel Ingram).
My song is an utter failure but I thought "THIS IS TOASTBEARD", added some interest elements, turned my song into the ultra failure and uploaded.

g g 11/11/2011 8:31:46pm No.18 - Score: 1

til th' end voodoo 11/11/2011 8:41:30pm No.19 - Score: 1

A New Start mrpickle 11/11/2011 9:13:52pm No.21 - Score: 1
Pony fucking Du-op. or whatever the hell this is.
Yep, shitty half-assed vocals and lyrics with a horrible mic, and audio synching issues because I was too lazy to fix them. Enjoy!


I never knew how much you mean to me
Now Sweetie Bell won't you take my plea?
I didn't want you to leave me be
I never knew how much you mean to me

I never wanted it to be this way
I wanted you to stay today
I never wanted us to be apart
So can we please get a new start?

g is for... g-neral mumbl 11/11/2011 9:50:16pm No.29 - Score: 1
g is for all the things

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Senator Myth 11/5/2011 5:11:19pm No.1 - Score: 0

This thing is ok Friedpony 11/8/2011 12:56:11am No.4 - Score: 0
water in the toaster
plug spark pain
{(a,b,c) : x ^ y}
do nothing in vain

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.

experiments that are very unrelated to this contest

The Race Begins Burn The Sky 11/8/2011 7:10:57pm No.6 - Score: 0
Well fuck.

Hey Sweetie Belle Scootabag 11/9/2011 9:27:29pm No.7 - Score: 0
Hey ya'll, I'm back, black and beautiful.
But enough of that.
So here's a thing that i wrote while raging at another thing because I can't for the love of christ eq a bass guitar without it sounding TERRIBLE. IT IS ALWAYS MUSH, EVEN WHEN IT'S NOT. So I made this to calm me and arouse me. I think it worked. :D Kbye.

help ause 11/11/2011 2:12:18am No.9 - Score: 0
mi birfdy

fluter**# came 4 mi brifdy

it hurts

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Rarity: Toastbeard Or Bust Triangle "Retard" Brony 11/11/2011 5:16:19pm No.11 - Score: 0
This is my WIP song. Original song is Rarity's Parents theme from the show by that other composer (not Daniel Ingram).
My song is an utter failure but I thought "THIS IS TOASTBEARD", added some interest elements, turned my song into the ultra failure and uploaded.

2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2 Triangle "You cunt I am going to kick you" Brony 11/11/2011 5:31:05pm No.13 - Score: 0
"On this page is a list of every compo. The purpose of these competitions are three-fold:
1. practice.
2. have fun.
3. increase the amount of pony in the world."

I had fun.

out of time Interrobang Pie 11/11/2011 8:25:16pm No.17 - Score: 0
please abuse that 'g' sample. you'll know when you hear it.

I didn't know you could BUAJEHFUCKAOEHFGAG juice General Mumble 11/11/2011 9:38:38pm No.25 - Score: 0

select from below... generaltsunance zartch-designsie 11/11/2011 9:45:01pm No.27 - Score: 0
sweetie belle and rarity gourmet cooks
the new cuppancakes adaptation song
lil-miss-rarity tribute track
a dictionary wants to molest foodstuffs

i got nothing else...
oh yeah, i'm zorg if that wasn't obvious :3
thx natsukashi for the sample!

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