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Start: 8/13/2016 12:37pm|Deadline: 9/30/2016 6:30pm|Voting ends: 9/17/2016 6:37pm
Comcast ruined my life Daddy said we need some cable, I'm tired of the local newsSo he went to the local Comcast in the BMWWhen he came back he was acting pretty pleasedWe'll get the best channels, son, HBO and TLCI overhead mommy talking to her friends the other dayShe said that dads a great man, and he's really getting payedShe loves staying at home in her suburban paradiseBut he's terrible at sex and she's losing her mindWell the Comcast guy came by on a Wednesday afternoonDad was still at work and I was coming home from schoolThere were noises from the back room as I came in the front doorAnd I saw mommy and the Comcast guy all sweaty on the floorMommies having an affair with the Comcast guyBut I don't want to break up the familyDaddy doesn't know and I think that might be alrightYeah, nobody knows but meMoms been acting a lot happier these daysDad thinks its because of Comcast but it's because she's been getting laidIf daddy knew the truth I know that it'd break his heartBut I'm not sure mom cares at this point if the family broke apartDads been watching TV a lot now after workHe said he wants to unwind and that made mommy smirkCause she knows that he'll ignore her even more now than beforeAnd she'll be jumping on the Comcast guy as soon as he leaves the doorI've come home from school every single day this weekAnd heard mom and the Comcast guy practicing their techniqueI wander around the neighborhood because I know I can't go homeIf mommy knew that I knew it would be bad so I just roamMommies having an affair with the Comcast guyBut I don't want to break up the familyDaddy doesn't know and I think that might be alrightYeah, nobody knows but meMrs Smith across the street is getting real suspiciousShe's calling the other ladies and they're getting really viciousMrs Smith has got the neighborhood committee on mommys tailAnd they wanna tell my daddy to get my mommy nailedBecause of Mrs Smith dad found out on SaturdayMom tried to apologise but she didn't know what to sayMoms staying with Grandma now and dad has just been cryingMrs Smith has been real happy 'cause she finds the drama satisfyingSo I'm upset at Mrs Smith for ruining my lifeAnd for calling out my mommy and causing my daddy strifeBut that's the way it goes I guess when you live on my streetThere's a dozen middle aged women who will dig up your recieptsMommies had an affair with the Comcast guyBut I didn't want to break up the familyDaddy didn't know and I thought that was alrightYeah, nobody knew but meSo daddy switched to Cogeco